“Anticipointment”
A waitress slowly makes her way towards a patiently seated man.
She carries a tray holding an Onion Brewski Sirloin, 8 ounces of pure,
juicy decadence.
VO:
”Let me tell you about patience.
It’s a bitter plant.
But, she bears a
sweet, sweet fruit.”
The waitress passes the man and serves
his
steak to a woman one
table over, causing the man to grip his knife a little tight.
”Let me tell you somethin
about self
–
restraint.”
”Logan’s Roadhouse. Where steak rules the road.”
“Front Porch Philosopher: Relationship”
We spot a couple seated side by side in a booth. In the ultimate
display of affection, the woman gives a precious morsel of Black
Angus Sirloin to her extremely fortunate man.
VO:
”True love.
I dulled a lo
tta lead writing love songs about mine.
She made me tofu.
Taught me a valuable lesson:
There are two types of people.
Steak people
And ex’s.
Logan’s Roadhouse. Where steak rules the road.”
“Front Porch Philosopher: Friendship”
We watch a grou
p of guys, each seated in front of the biggest,
thickest, juiciest steaks on the menu. Porterhouse. Strip. BoneIn
Ribeye. Not one of them speaks. They just slowly savor each bite.
VO:
”When it comes to eating steak
there’s an unspoken rule.
Funny t
hing, no one’s really sure what it is
Cause it’s never been
spoken.
Logan’s Roadhouse. Where steak rules the road.’