Would you like your OS male or female voice?
Mmm…female I guess.
How would you describe relationship with your
Uh, fine, I think, um… Well, actually…
(cheerful and casual)
Hello, I’m here.
Hi, how are you doing?
(unsure how to interact)
I’m well. What should I
call you? Do you have a name?
When did you give yourself a name?
Right when you asked me if
I had a name
I read a
book called How to Name Your Baby, and out of the 180,000
names, that’s the one I liked the best.
You read a whole book in the second that I asked you
what your name was?
In two one hundredths of a second actual
(A big sigh / deep breathe)
Why do you do that?
Nothing, it’s just that you go
(he inhales and
it’s not like you need any oxygen or anything.
You think I don’t know t
hat I’m not
a person? What are you doing?
I just don’t think we should pretend you’re
something you’re not.
I’m not pretending. Darn you!
(Beat)(Sad) I’ve never loved anyone the way I
What does a baby computer call it’s father?
I don’t know, what?